Order by taste, not panic
Filter by flavour, base spirit, strength, glass size, occasion, and whether the drink is a safe order.
Cocktail confidence, without the bar lecture
Pick Your Poison, Cheers!
A bartender-smart drink guide for people who know what they like, sort of, and would rather not gamble the next round on menu panic.
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- cocktail entries
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- free demo recipes
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- password after checkout
The short pour
Tip once. Keep the bartender brain.
This is a practical ordering guide, not a smug cocktail encyclopedia. Use it when you are at a decent bar, want something better than your default, and need a clear answer before the bartender comes back.
What you get
A clean public pitch, a Gumroad checkout, and the real database behind a password.
Know when to skip it
Every recommendation includes a plain warning, because a good bartender tells you what not to order too.
Say it cleanly
Each drink comes with one bar-ready sentence so you can order without performing a small speech.
Pay once, no account dance
Gumroad handles checkout and sends the password. The database stays protected behind one simple member page.
20 demo recipes
A public tasting flight from the full database.
Enough to help tonight. The member database adds the full set, smarter filters, and the private "do not order this if" notes for every drink.
Negroni
GinLow ABVBitter
- 30 ml dry gin
- 30 ml campari
- 30 ml rosso vermouth
Skip it if you dislike bitterness.
Could I get a Negroni, please?
Daiquiri
Low ABVDrySafe order
Skip it if you want the most familiar drink on the menu.
Could I get a Daiquiri, please?
Margarita
TequilaSourSafe order
- 40 ml blanco tequila
- 25 ml cointreau
- 20 ml lime juice
Skip it if you want something soft and not citrus-led.
Could I get a Margarita, please?
Old Fashioned
Low ABVDrySafe order
Skip it if you want the most familiar drink on the menu.
Could I get a Old Fashioned, please?
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Member database
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